Thursday, 18 November 2010
How to turn your teacher into a pig
3kg. of pink paint
a pig's tail
a witch's nose
a spoon of Shrek's slimes
100 g of elephant's snot
We are going to prepare a delicious strawberry ice-cream (our teacher loves it!)
1. Put the paint in a very big saucepan.
2. Then add the witch's nose and put it on the fire for 10 minutes.
3. In a bowl, put the elepant's snot, the shrek's slime and the pig's tail. Put it in the microwave for two minutes. Then put it in the saucepan and mix it.
4. Strain it and put in the freezer. In two hours you'll have a delicious strawbery ice-cream.